Khuda ka lakh lakh sukar hai
Pathan: Khuda ka lakh lakh sukar
hai k pakistan 13 August ko aazad nai howa..
DOST: (Heran hote hoe) Q.??
Pathan:phir hum 14 August kese manaty!! :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1094 views
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