Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe

Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..

Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?

Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 968 views
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