Mobile Ke Sath Esa To Na Karo
Ek Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Mein Dafna Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha
Aadmi: “Khan Sahab, Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Pathan: “Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha Hai Ke Mobile Dead Ho Gya Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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