Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 852 views

tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de

Sardar: tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de main 2 month k baad LOTA donga.

Admi: (after 2 month)
Chal apna wada pura kar…

Sardar: yeh lay LOTA

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ultra-Sound

Admi:
Mera Ultra-Sound KarO.?

Doctor:
Qamiz Utaaro AUr Shalwar Zara Neechy Karo.?

Admi:
Pehla Ultra-Sound Nahi Karte..!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan on phone

Pathan on phone: Maa khush khabri hai
Maa: Bol beta
Pathan: Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maa: Mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti
Pathan: Meri biwi ne dosri shadi karli..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pizza

Santa orders Pizza..
Waiter: Sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces..?
Santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaaye ni jaane..:-D

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)