Wife : Honey,where are you?

Wife : Honey,where are you?
Husband : I'm at the bank.

Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband : Sorry, I meant I was

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at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish??? xP=P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 827 views
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