Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai.

Teacher: “Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?”

Santa: “Google Singh”

Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: “Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?”

Santa: “Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 528 views

Machcher ko maar daal

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon

Malik Nokar Sey:
Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon,

To Tum Apna Ghusa Kis Pe Nikalte Ho?

Nokar: Toilet Saf Kar K,

Malik: Kaise Saf Karte Ho…?
Nokar:
Ap K Tooth Brush Se..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Wife or Mistress

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said, “I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery I found there.”

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?" they questioned.

The Engineer said, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Idiots Best Line

3 Idiots Best Line –

“Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar vs punjabi ,

Sardar:1 over me kitne bal phanke jate hain,
punjabi:6
sardar:bilkul galt ,1 ball 6 bar phainka jata hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)