Seedhi seedhi Beizti

Boy:tum kon si cream use karti ho?
Girl(itra kar):koi bi nai.
Boy:to kar lia kar kali bangalan

ooo teri khair direct izat ka falooda

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 727 views
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kaisay?
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