Seedhi seedhi Beizti
Boy:tum kon si cream use karti ho?
Girl(itra kar):koi bi nai.
Boy:to kar lia kar kali bangalan
ooo teri khair direct izat ka falooda
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 727 views
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Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,
Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.
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Aur
Petrol Free dekhaya jaye ga
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santa:
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Santa: It is in the telephone book.
Banta: Fine! What is your name?
Santa: That is in the telephone book, too
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Pathan: Aao Race Lagaty Hain
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Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom
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Ek Ladki Ne ChotY Bache K GaL Pe Kiss Ki
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar thay,
k achanak kashti ruk gaai!
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Aur
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sub doob gaay
kaisay?
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Sardar Thay Na!
Dhakka Laganay uttar Gaye!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
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