Ritu bomb hai
Ek baar ek terrorist ne Ritu ke ghar mein bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye : Ritu bomb hai, Ritu bomb hai.
Ritu sambhal kar boli : Dhatt teri ki, woh toh mein jawani mein thi !! Ab nahi rahi.
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