toys chupa do
Boy: Mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai… ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do
Mom: Tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: Nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 858 views
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