Once Laloo was coming out of airport.

Once Laloo was coming out of airport. As there was
huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR"
For which Laloo replied “75Kgs” and moved on…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 893 views
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