Kon saala kehta hai

Judge:u r crossing the limits.
Lawyer:kon saala aisa kehta hai.
Judge:how dare you call me saala?

Lawyer:my lord,i said kon sa law kehta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 994 views
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