Judge:u r crossing the limits.
Lawyer:kon saala aisa kehta hai.
Judge:how dare you call me saala?

Lawyer:my lord,i said kon sa law kehta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 416 views

dr kay band clinic kay agay

dr kay band clinic kay agay lambi linr lagi hui thi

1 sardar bar-bar line main ghusta log usko pakar kay peechay phenk detay

sardar: lagay raho lagay raho salon main bhi aaj clinic nhgi kholon gaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wife was beating a husband. 

wife was beating a husband. neighbours asked-why r u beating? wife-when i called him one girl recived the phone & said the person u r trying to reach is currently busy

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Which is more important

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?

Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

computer women

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called ?wife?; when you are not expecting her, she c

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)