Muftimal Naam Ka Ek BaniyA

Muftimal Naam Ka Ek Baniya Bazaar Se Kele Lene Gaya.

Ek Thele Wala Kele Bech Raha Tha Uske Pass Ruka Aur Pucha.

Muftimal: “Ye Kela (Banana) Kaisi Diya?”

Thelewala: “1 Rs Ka Ji.”

Muftimal: “60 Paisi Ka Deta Hai To Bol”

Thelewala: “60 Paisi Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega”

Muftimal Paisi Dete Hue: “Ye Le 40 Paisi, Chilka Apne Paas Rakh, Kela Mujhe Dede“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1059 views
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