Student
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Sir! Ammi abbu lar rahay tay eslie
Teacher: Ammi Abbu lar rahy tay tu tum kion late aye??
Student: Maira 1 joota ammi ke pas tha owr 1 abbu ke pas
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