Sharabi Road Par Pada Tha
Sharabi Road Par Pada Tha.
Policeman- Itni Q Pee Rakhi Hai?
Sharabi- Mazburi Thi
Policeman- Kya Mazburi Thi?
Sharabi- Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha.
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