A lucknowiNawab meets GOLU
A lucknowiNawab meets GOLU
Nawab:Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta
hoon?
GOLU:O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta ho
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 885 views
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