Jung Computer Say

1 Pakistani Dosray Say:
Yar Kehtay Hain Iss Bar
Jung Computer Say Lari Jai Gi?

2nd: Haan Misile Computer Say Control Hotay Hain Na ?

1st:
Phir To Hum Jung Haar Jain Gay

2nd:Wo Kaisay?

1st: Yar Agr Misile Chalanay Say Pahlay He Bijli Chali Gayi To?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 817 views
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