1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti
1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
begum! sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?”
begum:”1 dum”
admi:”to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.”
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