Pathan
PATHAN Smosa khol kr andr ka masala kha rha tha
1 admi ne pocha pura kyun nahi khaTe
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Pathan bola
baba Doctor ne bahir ki cheez khaNe se maNa kia hAi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1321 views
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