aaj kal ki naujwan nasaal
AAJKAL ki Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne ki Waja?
Mobile??
Media??
Intrnet??
Nahi
10th class ki Urdu ki Ghzlen;-)
Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq
Bna dti hen:-)
EXAMPLE :-
Deedar ki Talab he to Nazre
Jamaye Rakh
Ghalib…
Parda ho ya naqab, Sarakta
Zaroor hy
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