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While Driving Down The Road The Motorist
While Driving Down The Road The Motorist Saw A Roadside Stand Which Had A Fortune Teller Sitting Under An Umbrella. She Was Just Sitting There Smiling And Laughing. The Motorist Passed On By And Went A Couple Of Miles On Down The Road. All Of A Sudden He Spun His Car Around And Sped Back Toward The Fortune Teller. As He Got Closer To The Still Laughing Fortune Teller He Began To Slow Down.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1346 views
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