Aam ka achar
Sardar’s Poetry For Her Lover
Aam Hai K Aam Ka Achar Hai
Kuch B Hai To Mera Pyar Hai
Aur Mereee Is Request Pe Zara Ghaur Karna
Kyunk Propose Kar Raha Tumhein Sardar Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 786 views
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