mera ghar ground floor par hai
Pathan: Mera ghar ground floor pr hai, Lift se upper aa jana.
Major Rohail: Ground floor pr hy to lift kyu?
Pathan: Pehle 2 floors pr parking hy, us k upper mera ghar hy.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 671 views
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