PATHAN RECIEVE SMS
Pathan to Frnd:
Yaar abbu Ka Msg Aya Hai K ghar aao
Kia karu?
Frnd: Message sending fail' likh k bhej de
Pathan ne aisa he kia,
Aur reply aya
"Ok" :
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 827 views
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