There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1111 views

Funny shairy

Koi larki humein thura de to koi gam nai
sabir wo larki hai badnaseeb jis ki kismat me apun nai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Kal Maine Dekha

Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,
Magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,
Bolo Kaise?
Chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta owned a factory

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Banta reply: Because married men are more obedient.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.

3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.
Ek ne gana shuru kiya
Jaisey hi gana band kiya baki ke do gir padein!
Bolo kyon?
Stupid eis liye
Baki dono ne tali bajai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

a lady is like

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her
.
at 28, like a basketball, 10 men behind her
.
at 38, like a golf ball, 1 man behind her
.
at 48 a Table Trennis ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)