Hazaron Saal Uski Maa Karti Rahi Us K Baap Se Gaddari..
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Tab Kahin Jaa Kr Paida Hua Asif ali Zardari…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 850 views

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai

Santa: mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai

Banta: kyu? itna gamandi hai kya?

Santa: nahi. woh behara hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Some race horses

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny Kid

Kid: My teacher has gone crazy Mom.
Mother: Why do you think so?
Kid: Yesterday he said that 3 times 4 is 12. Today he is saying that 12 is 6 times 2.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Log To Hadd Se Jyada Besharam Hai

Ek Baar Saare Fruits Apne-Apne Baare Mein Ek-Doosre Se Batate Hai.

Angoor: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Chaba Lete Hai”

Seb: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Cheel Kar Khate Hai”

Kela: “Log Itne Besharam Hote Hai Mujhe Nanga Kar Ke Khate Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)