1 Party me sab log ulti kar rahe

1 Party me sab log ulti kar rahe the..

Banta: Sab ko kya Hua?

Santa: Maine Ulti ki thi,
In Logo ko Bura Laga, To Maine Wapas Pee lee

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1040 views
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