1 punjabi k gher main 2 bachey jurwan paida huway, to dadi boli:

Lo Dasso Hun tay pakistan day halaat vaikh k bachey vi kally aan tou dar day ney.....

(lo batao ab tu Pakistan key halat daikh key bachey bi akaily aney sey dartey hain)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1123 views

Shadi ki 20ven Anvrsry pr

Shadi ki 20ven Anvrsry pr husbnd gehri soch me thaWife: Kia soch rhe ho?

Husb: Kia tmhn yad hy k kb tmhre bap ne hme date pr pkra tha 0r gun point pr mjhe kaha tha k ya to mri beti sey shadi kro ya 20 sal k liye Jail jao Wife smiles: Yes

Husb: agr men sahi faisla krta to Aj Azad ho jata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There was a couple

There was a couple who had been married for a
long time, and one day, they were walking through
the park together, when they saw a young couple
sitting on a bench, kissing each other very
passionately. So the wife said to the husband,
"Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband
said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Young Naval Student

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main Tumhari Double Insult

Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher Class

Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)