Time Table

Aaj Kal K Larkon Ka
Time Table..

TV 3 Ghante..

Facebook 4 Ghante..

Mobile 8 Ghante..

Friends 2 Ghante..

Aur Jab Parhaai Ka Time Hota Hai
To Kambakhat Neend Aa Jati Hai.. :-(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 663 views
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