I Have A Pass
Sardar got into a Bus on 1st April 2017
When Conductor asked for Ticket.
Sardar gave Rs.20/-
and took the ticket
and said:
,
,
April Fool,
I have A Pass...;-p
Hehehe
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1160 views
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