Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 983 views

Police Wale Bhi Jeene Nahi Dete

Highway Par Police Ne Khan Ko Pakad Liya Aur Pucha.

Police: “Aap 180 Ki Speed Se Kyu Ja Rahe Ho?”

Khan: “Sir, Aap Logo Bhi Kamal Karte Ho Khud Hi To Board Pe Likha Hai – Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe Koi Aap Ka Intzaar Kar Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dosra Bhi Tu Bomb Hay

Do Sardar Jee Motor Cycle Per
Bomb Lay Kar Jarahay Thay
Rastay Main Speed Breaker Ki Waja Say
Jhatkay Lag Rahay Thay

Sardar Jee Ka Dost Bola:
Yaar Aaram Say Gari Chalao
Kahi Bomb Na Phat Jain

Sardar Jee:
Oo Tussi Fiker Hi Na Ker
Saday Pass Dosra Bhi Tu Bomb Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Great Fruit Cake Recipie

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: So, you are distantly

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din

Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din
HOOR Ki Tareef Bayan Kr Rhe Thy,
K Hoor Aisi Hogi,
Hoor Wesi Hogi,
Jb Zyada Josh Aya To Phr Farmaya,
“Yr Ab Aap Logo Se Kya Behes Kron,
Bs Ye Jo Apne Muhalley Mein
Butt SAHAB Hain Un Ki Bachion Ko Hi Dekh Len!”
Qasam Se Hooren Hain Hooren..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)