Santa was in an airplane going

Santa was in an airplane going to Bombay. While it’s landing,

Santa shouts : Bombay … Bombay Air hostess: Please be silent.

Santa: Ok. Ombay! Ombay! Santabanta Sms

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 857 views
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