Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha
Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoyi hai subha subha koyi game khela karen... Ab sardar g roz subha snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per... ;->
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 826 views
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Plz Don’t kill me after reading
this…
Arz kiya hai:
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Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
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Samose mein chutney daali chaat
ban gai xD
xD
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Thanks mat bolna ab! :’D xD xP
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