Apki Akhein Jheel Jaisi Gehri Hain
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 955 views

Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya

Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya Aur Vaha Pandit Ji Ko Dekh Kar Uske Mann Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pandit Ji Se Puchha.

Santa: “Maharaj, Ye Aapke Sir Par Choti Kyun Hai?”

Pandit: “Beta, Isse Mere Dimaag Mein Vichaar Aate Hai.”

Santa: “Hadd Ho Gayi, Idhar Toh Pura “Tata Sky” Laga Hai, Fir Bhi Kuch Nahi Aata.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

angoron per makhian

1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.

2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai.

Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Having problem

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic
to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in
your right pocket and found a nickel, and you
reached in your left pocket and found another one,
what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Blood bank robber

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of
cash they find bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Is Google male or female

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)