Kch Log Dozaak Main Aaram

Kch Log Dozaak Main Aaram Se Soo Rhe The
Farishte Ne 2usre Se Puchaa Yeah Dozak
Mein Be Soye Huway Hain?
Dusre Nay Kaha
Yea Pakistan Say Aye Hen
Garmi AOr Loadsheding Kay Adi Hain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 467 views
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