Super Killer Joke

Super Killer Joke
Boy and girl are sitting..
.
2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy:" jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi ????
.
Girl:" ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 868 views
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