Technological Mistake
Technological Mistake;
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Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the
gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says;
"can I kiss u?
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
Boy; plz?
Girl; no.
Boy; day do na jan?
Girl; no yar abhi nhi.
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This continues for 10 mints,
Then Girl's little brother appears on door,
says;
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"papa keh rahy hen, tum isay kiss do ya na do
tmhari marzi.. pr is begairt sy kaho INTERCOM k
button say hath utha ly.
Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai..:P :D ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
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