Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega

Ek Pathan Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.

Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola:


"Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 971 views
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