PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1234 views

A teacher was giving a lesson on...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police man vs sardar

Police wala:me ne tumheen hath dia tha aur ap ruke kiun nai ho?

Sardar:o darivar g me samjha tum ne mujhe salam kia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Mousam Nawa Dal Do

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya
Dukandar:Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha
GOLU:Theek Hai, Te Mousam Nawa Dal do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defense."

The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"

The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000, and I just found out about it!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Uff yeh larkian

2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)