1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
.
Pathan: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho?
.
Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon
.
Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 881 views

Diff between belief & relief

Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between love, belief & relief.

Santa: your Mom is my love, your maid is my relief & I''m your Dad - well, that''s my belief.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Contribution and Commitment

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Discussing grades

A high-school student came home from school
seeming rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're
all wet."
"What do you mean `all wet?'"
"I mean," he replied, "below C-level."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kabristan

Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.



Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dos

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)