Ik din ik pathan sabzi leenay gaya or woh sabzi mandi pohncha to dekha kafi deer se sabziwala sabzi ko pani laga raha hai akhir tang aaker us ne sabzi walay see kaha jub yah timtor hosh main ajayeen to 2 kilo tol dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1066 views

Police wala

Police wala : oye tu PAPPITA bechan wali nu KISS
kyo kitta ?
Santa : HAJOOR ohi bar bar chilla rahi c
PAPI ta le lo
PAPI ta le lo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan 2 Son

Pathan 2 Son: Beta Doodh P Lo
Beta: No Dady Muje Nhi Pina

Pathan:
Beta Jan Agr Doodh Nhi Piyo Ge To Baray Kese Hogy?

Beta: Dady Apko B To Doodh Pasnd Nhi He Pr Ap Bhi To Barray Ho Gay Thy Na Isi Trha Me B Barra Ho Jaaonga,

Pathan: Achay Bachay Zid Nhi Krte, Agr Mere Achey Betey Ho To Shabash Pi Lo Jaldi Se,

Beta: Ok Dad. Or Is Trha Beta Saara Dodh Pi Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaan Ka Number

Dosti May To Log Apni Jaan Bhide Dete Hai...
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Lekin Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Do u have a solution.

A patient came to his dentist with problems with
his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Reporter Sardar jee

Reporter: Sardar jee:
agar apki bivi ko jin chimat jaye tu aap kia kro gey?

Sardar:
Main ki krna ay, galti jin di ay apey pugtey ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)