Pathan ki Akal

Ik din ik pathan sabzi leenay gaya or woh sabzi mandi pohncha to dekha kafi deer se sabziwala sabzi ko pani laga raha hai akhir tang aaker us ne sabzi walay see kaha jub yah timtor hosh main ajayeen to 2 kilo tol dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views
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14 million Pakistanis

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .

The barman says "Yes, thats them." So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!

" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

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Santa ne apne 6 months k baby
ki birthday partyrakhi,kisine
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Sardar: why the doors are

Pathan SMS
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Sardar: why the doors are locked when the airplane fly.
Pathan: thinks about it for some time and reply,
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1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
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Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon
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Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai

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Girlfriend Romantic mood me, Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai, Aajao
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Moral :- Har ladka kamina nahi hota, Koi sharif bhi hota hai

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Child to his father: Papa why mother’s tummy is getting so big?

Father: You naughty! you know everything.

Child: No, I don’t.

Father: There’s lot of water in your mother’s belly.

Child: Oh no, then my younger brother will drown in it.

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Army Training Me Ek Officer Ne Santa Se Pucha

Officer: “Ye Tumhare Hath Mein Kya Hai?”

Santa: “Sir Ye Banduk Hai”
Officer Gusse Se Dant Te Hue

Bola: “Ye Banduk Nahi Tumhari Izzat Or Shaan Hai, Tumhari Maa Hai Maa!”

Fir Officer Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Banta Tumhare Hath Mein Ye Kya Hai?”

Banta Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Sir, Ye Santa Ki Maa Hai Aur Humari Massi Hai Maasi“

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Pathan

Pakistan Post office ney, "Asif Zardari" ki tasweer waley tickets jaari ker diyea hain.

AWAAM puch rahi hai key

"Thook kis taraf lagana hai!"

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Sir: Muhavre
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'Muh Me Pani Ana'

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Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.


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Teacher ne dusri class ke ek

Teacher ne dusri class ke ek backe se kaha: Mene kal tumhe jo hindi ka path pdhaya tha, use sunao

Bacha: teacher aata nahi hai
Teacher: nahi aata hai to aisa karo jo aata hai wahi sunao
Bacha: mujhe to gana aata hai wahi suna du?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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