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Facebook Ka Junoon… Patni Ki Maut Par Bholu Pappu Se Milne Gaya: Bholu: Bhai Bahut Galat Hua, Muje Afsos Hai….

Pappu: Yeh Rona Dhona Chod….Jaldi Se Laptop Le Aa… Bholu: Par Kyun ?? PappU: Yaar Facebook Pe Relaionship Status Update Karna Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views
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