A depressed person got

A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--

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Quotes of Mind…

Quotes of Mind…

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“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”

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“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”

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“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.

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We salute pathans.

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. A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd

Kabada maths :P
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Maths sir: wt is a ‘line’?
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A line is a dot, goin 4 a walk!

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A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd !

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You're nicely dressed

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Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook Profile picture. :D

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