A depressed person got
A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views
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Pathan 100 Ke Note Pe Likha
No Dial Kar Raha Tha
2nd Pathan: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho
1st Pathan :
Mai Dekh Raha Tha Ke
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Saccha dost wo hota hai,
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Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
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Window ke samne aake bole??
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Abey kitna likhega ??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai… :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Besa:abu idher aao.
Maan:besa abu ko izat se bolte hain
beta:abu izat se idher aao
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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ladki : Papa missed call to sab marte the pata nahi
kiss ki recieve ho gayi
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“Sunsaan Jaghon pr Bachon k saath hadsay ho jaty hain”.
Stdnt:”Sunsaan Jaghon pr Hone waly hadson mein Bachay ho jaty hain…
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In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!
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