Sardar Ji Ka Baap
Once a sardar sees crowd surrounding an accident place. He was curious to see what has happened and who has got hurt but, due to the crowd, he couldn't watch it. He was clever sardar, so he got an idea.. He started shouting 'he is my father.. move... he is my father'. Crowd suddenly gave his a way to go inside. and, He sees a 'Donkey' lying there..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 978 views
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