BETHO BETHO

Pathan by mistake goes into ladies toilet:

All ladies suddenly stand up!

Pathan: IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI......

BETHO BETHO

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 870 views
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