Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?

Ladki Ki Top Per Bani Billi (Cat) Ke Design Ko Pappu Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Thha.

Ladki: “Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?”

Pappu: “Billi To Dekhi Hai, Par
Dudh Ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1086 views
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