GF: Where is my Birthday gift..
BF: you cav see that red hot ferrari on the otherside of road..
GF:(excitingly)-Yes
BF: Same color ki nailpolish li hee tere liye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views

Faqeer phone pay: Hello pizza hut?

Faqeer phone pay: Hello pizza hut? Awaaz aaye: Yes!
Faqeer: 2 large pizza aur 1 coke bhej do.
Awaaz aaye: Kiss kay naam pay? Faqeer: Allah kay naam pay baba.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request...

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

kuttay ki maut

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge,
Tumhari aane wali sari naslain,
Kuttay ki maut marengi,
Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge!
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Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Me us ki jaga le sakti hun

1 girl ki death k bad us ki saheli us k boy friend k pas gai aur boli:kia me us ki jagah le sakti hun.

Bf :mujhe koi aitraz nai qabristan walo se puch lo.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

i proud my man

Santa : I am a proud man, my son is in medical college. Banta : Really, what is he studying. Santa : No, he is not studying. They are studying him.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)