Teacher: Baccho vartmaan, bhoot aur bhavishya kaal ke kuch udhaaharan batao ?

Chaman: Madam, kal maine aapki beti ko dekha, aaj main usse pyar kar rahaa hoo aur kal usse shaadi karungaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views

A couple Fighting on phone

A couple Fighting on phone Girl: I know u dont love me now :( you
love somebody else Boy: I also know dat u dont love me :(
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Girl: I'm breaking up with you go to the
person whom you love :'( (Girl cuts the phone, and boy call her
again and at the same time girl call
hers) (The number you have dial is busy) (Girl calling him Boy picks her call) Girl: Who is the bitch you were
calling? :q Boy : it was you :P

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Very tasty

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha
kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi
achhi banti

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

In the carburettor

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

TeaCher:
Es Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

"Larkiyan Yaha Se Guzar Chukki Hai"
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Student:
Oh Shit Yar I Am Late.!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

BV pani se bht darti ha

Sardar: yar meri BV pani se bht darti ha,

Friend: acha wo kaise?

Sardar: yar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sathbethi thi..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)