Teacher: Baccho vartmaan

Teacher: Baccho vartmaan, bhoot aur bhavishya kaal ke kuch udhaaharan batao ?

Chaman: Madam, kal maine aapki beti ko dekha, aaj main usse pyar kar rahaa hoo aur kal usse shaadi karungaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 924 views
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