A group of elephants

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 907 views
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When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"

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The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

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pathan to angrez

Pathan to Angrez:
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U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?
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CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?
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PAKISTANI: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE h :P

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