Lash Lambi umer hai

Sardar ka parosi mar gia sardar us k gher gia
sardar:lash aa gai hai.
Itfaq se usi waqt lash aa gai
sardar:hanse huwe lo daso kedi lambi umer hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 861 views
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