Is line ko do lafzo me Bolo
Madam
Is line ko do lafzo me Bolo
Me Apse pyar krta hu
Santa:Teri meri meri teri prem kahani he mushkil
Do lafzo me ye baya Na ho paye
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 895 views
Similar Jokes
Santa interview k liye jata hai. Boss- aapka janm
kahan hua hai?
santa- tiruvantpuram.
Boss- spelling batao?
santa- nahi - nahi goa me hua tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain.
Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:
Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?
Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
ll married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Judge Said... Order... Order... Order...
Sardar: 1 Pizza, 2 Chicken, 1 Coldrink......
Judge: Shut Up...
SARDAR: No Shut Up Only 7Up...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Daddy, tell me one thing…..can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write son?
Pappu: Actually i just need your sign on this exam report card.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
Sub Log Usay “AKBAR”kehte thay
Socho Q?
.
Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha Bai gee
Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them.
"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on !"
Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR: Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO: Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?
SARDAR: Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai To 1 Ek Kar K Ao
GURO: Phir
SARDAR: Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
.
Zardari Ka Elaan:
Goli, Kafan
.
Aur
.
Seedha Qabrustaan. :-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)